Funny Stuff

Yo Mamma is so fat,
her belt size is the equator.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her nickname is "Damn."