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Yo mama is so stupid, she burned down the house using a CD Burner.

Yo mama is so fat, she has to jump out of the car to change gears.

Yo mama is stupid she put lipstick on her head to make up her mind.

Yo mama is so hairy big foot is jealous.

Yo mama is so fat she tripped over Kmart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed right on Target.

Yo mama so fat I ran out of gas trying to get around her.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats whales for a snack.

Yo mama is so fat, you need an oxygen tank to climp up to her head.

Yo mama is so fat, she shows up on air traffic control radar.

Yo mama is so fat, she can throw sattelites into orbit.

Yo mama is so fat, when she walked in front of my TV, I missed 2 episodes.

Yo mama is so fat people think there's a lunar eclipse when she stands up.

Yo mama is so ugly she went to the zoo and the baboons adopted her.

Yo mama is so fat, when a meteor said to end earth hit her, she said "Who's throwing pebbles?"

Yo mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck to do her shopping.

Yo mama is so poor she tried to use food stamps in the gumball machine.

Yo mama is so poor she waves around an icecream cone and calls air conditioning.

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on the beach and Greenpeace came and pushed her in.

Yo mama is so fat she went to the local restaurant, looked at the menu and said "Ok"




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