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Assorted Ugly Jokes


Assorted Ugly Jokes
Your mom is so ugly....

She is the first one sent in to scare the criminals during hostage situations.

She put the Boogie man outta business.

She make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt

Your dad takes her to work each day so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday.

The monkeys at the zoo laugh at her.

People at the Zoo pay cash so they don't have to see her.

Hotel managers use her picture to keep the rats away.

When she was born, the doctor thought she was a monkey.


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