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Assorted Old Jokes


Assorted Old Jokes
Your mom is so old....

Her birthday certificate expired.

She was the only one in Jurrasic Park that they din't have to animate.

She got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.

She started to fart out mummy dust.

Her zip code is 00001.

She used to baby sit Yoda.

She got Adam and Eve's autograph hung on her wall.

Even Santa Clause is jealous.

She used to chill with the Flintstones.

She left her purse on Noah's Ark.

She still owes moses two dollars.

When there is a dispute about history, they ask her.

She remembers when the earth was one giant continent.

She once killed a dinosaur.

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