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What makes Men Proud


What makes Men Proud
We know stuff about tanks.
A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase.
We can open all our own jars.
We can go to the bathroom without a support group.
We don’t have to learn to spell a new last name.
We can leave a motel bed unmade.
We can kill our own food.
We get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone forgets to invite us to something they can still be our friend.
Underwear is $10 a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single nobody notices.
Everything on our faces stays the original color.
Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
We don’t have to clean the house if the meter reader is coming.
Same work-more pay.
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
We can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit you just might become lifelong friends.
We are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colors.
We are totally unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years-maybe decades.
We don’t have to shave below the neck.
A few belches are expected and tolerated.
Our belly usually hides our big hips.
One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
We can do our nails with a pocketknife.
We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

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