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Signs you are Canadian


Signs you are Canadian
1 You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine"
2 You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
3 You drink POP, not soda.
4 This doesn't bother you at all.
5 You can drink legally while still a 'teen.
6 You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
7 You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
8 Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
9 You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
10 You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
11 You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
12 You never miss "Coaches Corner".
13 You spend sleepless nights wondering if Peter Mansbridge and Wendy Mesley will ever find again the blissful love they once knew.
14 Your backpack has only one Canadian flag sew-on.
15 You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
16 You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground.
17 The local paper covers national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
18 You know 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction.
19 You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in Canada"

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