Q: Why is the little ant always confused?
A: Because all his uncles are ants.

Q: What is faster - heat or cold?
A: Heat - you can catch cold.

Q: What is the best part of a Boxer's joke?
A: The PUNCH line.

Q: How many seconds are there in a year?
A: 12 - Jan. 2, Feb. 2, Mar. 2, ...

Q: Who sleeps with their shoes on?
A: Horses.

Q: What kind of house weighs the least?
A: A LIGHT house.

Q: Why is a river rich?
A: It has two banks.

Q: Which is the quietest sport?
A: Bowling - you can hear a pin drop.

Q: What question can you never truthfully answer 'Yes'?
A: Are you asleep?

Q: What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
A: A postage stamp.