Who was the person that looked at a chicken and said
"I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of it's butt." ?

Who decided we need a light in a fridge, but not the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why are so many people singing about it?

Do blind people see in their dreams?

Why is it called an asteroid when it's in space and a hemorrhoid when it's on your behind?

If electrons make up electricity, then do morons make up morality?

If Wile E. Coyote spends so much money to catch the Road Runner, why doesn't he just buy some food?

When asking the time, people point at their wrist, but when asking where the washroom is, nobody points at their crotch.