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Peanuts


Peanuts
This guy goes to visit his grandmother in the hospital, but when he gets there she is asleep. He is hungry but not wanting to miss her he decides to eat a bowl of peanuts sitting on his grandmothers night stand. About the time he finishes the bowl of peanuts his grandmother wakes up.

The man apologizes to his grandmother for eating her peanuts. Hi! Grandma he says, I'm sorry I was hungry and I ate all your peanuts.

Granny replies,

Oh! sunny that's okay I already sucked all the chocolate off em!

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