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Life as a Computer

Life as a Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!

To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!

Instead of telemarketers you'd be getting spyware.

You wouldn't need any sleep.

If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend", or "hibernate."

Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.

To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.

To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

If life gets too loud, turn down the speakers.

You can use "find" to search for your car keys.

"Help" with the chores is just a click away.

You'd use a boot cd to recover from a crash.

To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".

If you don't like somebody you can just click "close."

You could go back in time using "undo."

You could download new clothes.

Instead of going to the washroom, click "empty trash".

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