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Going to the Hospital


Going to the Hospital
A patient goes to a hospital after having a leg injury. He comes out of the operating room and the doctor is there. The doctor looks at him and says "Oh good, you're awake. We have finished the operation, and I have some good news and some bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?"

The patient says "Tell me the bad news first doc." So the doctor says "Well, we were in such a rush we amputated the wrong leg.. I'm sorry."

The patient outraged starts yelling "What? So what
is the good news then."

The doctor tells him "Well, your other leg won't need to be amputated after all."

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