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Q: Where can you find a good lawyer?
A: In the cemetery. Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion? A: You cry when you cut up an onion. Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy. Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused about which side to spit on. |
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