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10 Things you Know from TV |
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#1 If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.
#2 If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year. #3 All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her. #4 All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread. #5 It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down. #6 Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving. #7 The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty. #8 You're likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of you sweetheart back home. #9 Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do. #10 The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris. |
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