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10 Signs You're Broke


10 Signs You're Broke
Most of us have been really broke, so broke that everything to exchange at Christmas was glances. You'll remember forever how broke you were, but in case you are not sure how broke you are, here are the top ten ways to tell:

You like other people's fingers at KFC.

Two rub nickels together you have to borrow one.

You dress up as Santa Clause and beg for nickels.

You spend all your begged monney on lottery tickets as in investment.

You and your buddies have a plan to rob the food bank.

You are on the telemarketer blacklist of people who to NOT call.

If you stopped on a dime, you'd be pretty happy and pick it up quickly.

You go to McDonalds with the same cup every day asking for refills.

You steal all the ketchup from McDonalds.

Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.

You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice and cookie.

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