Funny Stuff

Q: What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
A: Spot.

Q: How do you make a one arm blonde fall out of a tree?
A: Wave to her!

Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was going to have a baby?
A: I hope it's mine.

Q: How do you know when a blonde's been sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A: Because they go answer the door.

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A: You knock on the door.