Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A wine cellar.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A: It's the only car name they can spell.

Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.

Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.