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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? |
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Martin Luther King: It had a dream.
James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees. Sir Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road. George Washington: Actually it crossed the Delaware with me back in 1776. |
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