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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?


Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Martin Luther King: It had a dream.

James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

Sir Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.

George Washington: Actually it crossed the Delaware with me back in 1776.

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