Q: What do cows play at parties?
A: Moosical Chairs

Q: Why do cows like jokes?
A: Becuase they like to be amoosed.

Q: Where do cows go to have fun?
A: To the mooovies!

Q: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A: A milkshake!

Q: Why do cows use the doorbell?
A: Because their horns don't work!

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a rabbit?
A: Hare in your milk!