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Parrot


Parrot
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.

The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady became furious and stormed past the store to her work.

On the way home she saw the same parrot and again the parrtor said "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Now she became really angry on her way home.

The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird if it said it again.

The store manager replied profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.

When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot said only, "Hey lady."

She paused and said, "Yes?"
The bird replied, "You know...."

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