Funny Stuff

Q: What do you get when you have a cow and a duck?
A: Milk and Quackers

Q: How did the cowboy count his cows?
A: With a COWculator.

Q: What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A: a Milk Dud

Q: What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A: a COW-askai MOO-torcycle.

Q: How does a cow keep track of her appointments?
A: She checks her COWander