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Every cat owner should know the meanings of the words below......taken straight from a "feline" dictionary!!
Catacomb: Grooming device for Kitty. Good for removing cat-a-mats. Catapult: What happens when the catacomb gets caught in the cat-a-mats. Catnip: What Kitty will give you if you "pull" too hard with the catacomb. Catcall: Signaling device used to open doors, fill food bowls and receive undivided attention. Catty-corner: A good place to keep the litter box. Caterwaul: What sometimes gets hit instead of the litter. Catkin: The results of an unaltered cat. Cat's cradle: Where Kitty sleeps, i.e. any bed, sofa, or other warm, comfy spot in the house. Catwalk: Kitty's daily exercise routine, consists of short trips to the food bowl (with occasional detours to the catty-corner). Catgut: Essential internal part of the cat, requires filling on an hourly basis. Category: The icky stuff that Kitty leaves on the porch step after eating the outside of a mouse. Catfish: What Kitty does in your aquarium. |
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