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Every cat owner should know the meanings of the words below......taken straight from a "feline" dictionary!!

Catacomb: Grooming device for Kitty. Good for removing cat-a-mats.

Catapult: What happens when the catacomb gets caught in the cat-a-mats.

Catnip: What Kitty will give you if you "pull" too hard with the catacomb.

Catcall: Signaling device used to open doors, fill food bowls and receive undivided attention.

Catty-corner: A good place to keep the litter box.

Caterwaul: What sometimes gets hit instead of the litter.

Catkin: The results of an unaltered cat.

Cat's cradle: Where Kitty sleeps, i.e. any bed, sofa, or other warm, comfy spot in the house.

Catwalk: Kitty's daily exercise routine, consists of short trips to the food bowl (with occasional detours to the catty-corner).

Catgut: Essential internal part of the cat, requires filling on an hourly basis.

Category: The icky stuff that Kitty leaves on the porch step after eating the outside of a mouse.

Catfish: What Kitty does in your aquarium.

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